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Beef Wellington, French green beans wrapped in strips of leak, and long-grain wild rice with quinoa….just the average birthday dinner for grandmother…no biggie. Of course….it is a @sortedfood recipe….SO OF COURSE IT WORKED OUT BEAUTIFULLY! #sortedfood #grandmothersbirthday #happybirthday #august19 (at Washington D.C. )

Beef Wellington, French green beans wrapped in strips of leak, and long-grain wild rice with quinoa….just the average birthday dinner for grandmother…no biggie. Of course….it is a @sortedfood recipe….SO OF COURSE IT WORKED OUT BEAUTIFULLY! #sortedfood #grandmothersbirthday #happybirthday #august19 (at Washington D.C. )

You see! I’m just trying to use Snapchat in a nice way; sending pics of bizarre smiles and big toes to my friends. THEN THESE RANDOM CHICS KEEP SENDING ME DISGUSTING NUDE PICS!!! LOOK!!! Just because my Snapchat name is not “jblover_cottoncandysunshine365” DOES NOT MEAN I AM A FLIPPING DUDE!!!!!!!

You see! I’m just trying to use Snapchat in a nice way; sending pics of bizarre smiles and big toes to my friends. THEN THESE RANDOM CHICS KEEP SENDING ME DISGUSTING NUDE PICS!!! LOOK!!! Just because my Snapchat name is not “jblover_cottoncandysunshine365” DOES NOT MEAN I AM A FLIPPING DUDE!!!!!!!

fuckyeah-nerdery:

hipsterinatardis:

True Facts about the Owl [x]

It’s giving bedroom eyes in that last GIF.

No, those are “I’m going to murder you in your sleep” eyes. It’s easy to get them confused.

(Source: meachey, via mygetawaymyfavoriteplace)

lost-mind-found-soul:

hood-bitch:

John Francis Daley 1999 vs 2013

YEP

(via mygetawaymyfavoriteplace)

ilikeasianfood:

red bean with shiratama and grass jelly by varf on Flickr.
thenovl:

There is nothing more cringe-worthy than a bad selfie. Lisi Harrison’s Pretenders would never make a selfie mistake.
Don’t duck face.  Promise?
Check out the complete Pretender’s Guide to the Perfect Selfie, and for more advice on pretending your way to the top of the social food chain, read Pretenders by Lisi Harrison.
Amazon | B&N | IndieBound | iBooks

thenovl:

There is nothing more cringe-worthy than a bad selfie. Lisi Harrison’s Pretenders would never make a selfie mistake.

Don’t duck face.  Promise?

Check out the complete Pretender’s Guide to the Perfect Selfie, and for more advice on pretending your way to the top of the social food chain, read Pretenders by Lisi Harrison.

AmazonB&NIndieBound | iBooks

instagram:

@flatvernacular’s Hand-Drawn, One-of-a-Kind Wallpapers

Payton Turner and Brian Kaspr are the duo behind Flat Vernacular (@flatvernacular), a Brooklyn-based design company that specializes in one-of-a-kind, hand-drawn and hand-printed wallpapers. Payton and Brian draw each wallpaper to order and print them in small batches. Each roll requires 6-8 weeks to produce and they document the creative process on Instagram.

"Instagram has introduced us to new clients as well as new artists, designers and inspiring visionaries," Payton says. "Our goal with our Instagram is simply to let people in—to share our story, the process and the ideas behind our company and work. Plus, it’s a wonderful way to share our intense love for pattern!"

For behind-the-scenes shots of their creative process and first looks at new products, be sure to follow Payton and Brian: @flatvernacular

ilikeasianfood:

Super tall brick toast!!! by cuzinyung on Flickr.

ranyakumo:

kindergartencop:

daquilang-saguing:

lizawithazed:

shadowednarrator:

lizawithazed:

uwbw:

help

I need somebody

help

not just anybody

help

you know I need someone

heeeelp

(Source: iraffiruse, via aquela-carta)